Brace your earholes and hide your seafood—UK rap renegade Dirty Dike is crash-landing in Australia and New Zealand this June and July with his most outrageous escapade yet: The Golden Lobster Tour.

Expect raw bars, surreal stories, and shellfish-related nonsense in this most rambunctious of live show experiences. Dike’s diving headfirst into chaos, claws out, dragging his trademark filth and finesse across every stage like a lobster through lager.

Riding shotgun on the decks is scene stalwart and turntable terrorist Sammy B-Side, dropping bangers and cuts rawer than sashimi in a back-alley bar.

It’s loud, it’s lewd, it’s lobsterlicious. Snap to it—this crustacean invasion won’t hang around, and you don’t want to be the soggy one left on shore.

Presented and supported by Who Knows and in collaboration with SMB Live alongside Aotearoa powerhouses Ghost Media & Everything Always, get in quick to secure your ticket!! Local supports to be announced.

https://dirtydike.co.uk/